When things don’t work out
I have days dealing with it
Gracefully and patiently
but today I’m not a lady
It’s raining and it’s windy
and the wi-fi is slow
and keeps disconnecting
being as shitty as ever
and I’m tired
and impatient
So today is one of those days
when my tolerance level for
an inconsistent internet connection
amounts to zero and
I just want to throw my phone
out the window
And curse the internet so loudly the
Whole neighbourhood of Itaguassu hears
screaming at higher powers asking them
how a wi-fi connection can be
so utterly useless